Finally, I got it made! Boy, was it hanging over me after I posted about buying seville oranges here on the blog. I had to go through with it!
It looks and tastes glorious. However, its lack of structural integrity shows that a friend came round & I lost focus. On the plus side, it means the kids can't over-jam their toast without it running up their pyjama sleeves. My cunning plan all along, honest, nothing to do with my domestic incompetence.