Dearest Headlice & Nits
Thankyou so much for coming to stay with us. We have really enjoyed your visit.
Thankyou for allowing the space for me to spend time with my children. I have loved having their sweet heads in my lap while we watched our family movie, gently going through their heads with the nittygritty comb. Feeling the warmth from their bodies against my legs while we went through the routine. And there is a certain perverse pleasure in evicting you!
I would also like to thank you for your special attention to me. In the process of combing out my hair with half a bottle of conditioner & leaving it in for a while my hair has become more conditioned. And the fact that you wouldn't leave with the first eviction notice allowed the process to be repeated. So much so, on my trip the community cafe the other day I was complimented on my glamourous hair more than once!
Well, my nitty friends, its an ill wind that blows no good as my granny used to say. Thankyou for your visit. Please feel free to move onto a new destination at your earliest convenience, but it has been a lesson learned. Thankyou.
Much love
Jacs x
